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claricestarlings:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

dichotomization:

Devil’s Tramping Ground a wooded section of Chatham County, North Carolina. A forty foot in diameter circle, can be found there. Any objects that appear in the circle will mysteriously disappear or get moved from within the circle. No wildlife, vegetation, or inanimate objects can be found in the circle known as the Devil’s Tramping Ground. This phenomenon was first discovered in the early 1800s and is believed that Satan paces around this circle and ponders about ways to undo mankind..

boy scout troups have tried camping on it, and woken up in their tents a few miles away. Some guys tried to stay up all night in a tent on the spot, and later reported that a soft, soothing melodic voice lulled them to sleep and they too woke up a few miles away

#why is that so cute tho#like most of the time u hear about this shit and its like ‘they got their eyes clawed out or disappeared or died’#but this is like#’casually picks up your stuff and moves it somewhere else or gently sings you to sleep’#like dang thats the most polite demonic circle ive ever heard of what a sweetheart

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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tittypocalypse:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

has anyone said anything about the one in the corner that looks like it’s plotting?

lonesome-billy:

professorfangirl:

wibblywobblyspookywooky:

pocketangels:

an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar

they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love

plot twist: together they create the most dramatically intricate and visually compelling pieces of cinema the world has ever seen and make a cultural milestone and also a billion dollars

Alternate punchline: After people find out that they’re really talented and cool they still get asked to work for free.

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

howidiotic:

ISN’T IT AWFUL WHEN YOU’RE READING A POST AND YOU ACCIDENTLY REFRESH THE DASHBOARD AND YOU KNOW YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE POST AGAIN

Compassion is not a relationship between the healer and the wounded. It’s a relationship between equals. Only when we know our own darkness well can we be present with the darkness of others. Compassion becomes real when we recognize our shared humanity.
- Pema Chodron (via leticiaperelstein)
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alt-J · An Awesome Wave
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soytit:

MS - Alt-j

(Source: a-slugs-paradise)

How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words.
- David Foster Wallace , The Pale King  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

dootzy:

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