The Future: I’m dying to know what you are going to say when the call comes. Practice on a banana, or a piece of corn. Ring, ring - hello?

good luck, Miranda

The Future: You keep waiting for them to cross the line so you can finally make your speech. But they never will. Stop rehearsing.

good luck,
Miranda

It’s time to move on.

The Future: Someone lies to you today. Try to help them out of their lie in a way that liberates both of you.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: You want clarity and definition, but everything is up in the air today, like feathers. There is a certain levity this allows.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: Before lunchtime set the stage for an uprising that will take place by 10PM. I’m being specific because you need to be specific.

good luck,
Miranda

I’m not even the anarchist type, let alone being the slightest influential, but okay. I’ll get the petrol and warpaint.

The Future: Today you must leap into a more INTERNATIONAL frame of mind. Your own provincialism is holding you back. AFRICA, for example.

good luck,
Miranda

Let’s get ambitious here and fly me off to the moon~

The Future: A lazy ghost is on your tail. Too bored to even boo you. Make yourself worth haunting; court darkness.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: It will happen on the coming Sunday, between noon and 3:15 pm. It won’t change your life forever, but for a long time, years.

good luck,
Miranda

So ominous.

The Future: You don’t listen to music the way you used to. That’s ok, but find a new way now. While driving? Showering? It will help you.

good luck,
Miranda

While showering? I think I may do that tonight.

The Future: This is how you do it: you pick up the phone and you call him/her and you tell him/her how you really feel. And then it’s his/her move.

good luck,
Miranda

No nonono nono no no nononon

The Future: I know u want it SO bad, but try 2 remember the second u get it u will find it annoying, even repulsive. Don’t believe the want.

good luck,
Miranda

But

how is chocolate milk annoying and repulsive?

How?

The Future: Today u make a dramatic statement by doing nothing. It’s the first time you’ve managed to do nothing in this scenario. Good one.

good luck,
Miranda

Ah. Yes. I’m good at that.

The Future: A week of repairs. Repair your body by sleeping, a ripped jacket by sewing, and most of all: your own honor. By rising above.

good luck,
Miranda