c y r i l o n e o u s

The Future: Good job with how you handled everything last night. This proves, once and for all, you are the right person to be you.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: If it’s not possible to sleep all day, then do the closest equivalent. Resting is crucial, your unconscious needs the day.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: You fall. From a great height. There’s no way to prepare for this. It might be the best thing that’s ever happened to you.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: You are insulting yourself in ways I find insulting. Insult a hat like that and I promise the hat will cry. Today you stop.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: You will be poked today. This can be good or bad, but either way it’s best if you just go with it. Don’t resist.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: Good job with how you handled everything last night. This proves, once and for all, you are the right person to be you.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future:  You fail to receive about 35% of the love your friends are giving you. Why is that? You turn away too quickly, not wanting to burden.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: I’m dying to know what you are going to say when the call comes. Practice on a banana, or a piece of corn. Ring, ring - hello?

good luck, Miranda

The Future: You keep waiting for them to cross the line so you can finally make your speech. But they never will. Stop rehearsing.

good luck,
Miranda

It’s time to move on.

The Future: Someone lies to you today. Try to help them out of their lie in a way that liberates both of you.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: You want clarity and definition, but everything is up in the air today, like feathers. There is a certain levity this allows.

good luck,
Miranda

The Future: Before lunchtime set the stage for an uprising that will take place by 10PM. I’m being specific because you need to be specific.

good luck,
Miranda

I’m not even the anarchist type, let alone being the slightest influential, but okay. I’ll get the petrol and warpaint.

The Future: Today you must leap into a more INTERNATIONAL frame of mind. Your own provincialism is holding you back. AFRICA, for example.

good luck,
Miranda


Let’s get ambitious here and fly me off to the moon~

The Future: A lazy ghost is on your tail. Too bored to even boo you. Make yourself worth haunting; court darkness.

good luck,
Miranda