Confession: I enjoy shitty MMOs.
Want some candy, little kid?
Listening to my parents play Candy Crush Saga together
is almost cuter than most baby animal videos on YouTube.
So much is happening in such a short period of time.
*grunts her way into bed*
Blue screen of death.
Brb, having heart attack.
I keep getting invited out.
This time for tacos and trivia
[and maybe tequila].
What is wrong with me.